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Name: DANK
Location: T-County, Ohio, United States
Gender: Male
Interests: being better than everyone, slaying ninjas and pirates, saving the good citizens of the world from ninjas and pirates, and knitting.
Expertise: being super sweet. bringing out the FUNK. destroying, baking and being unstoppable.
Message: message me
AIM:  flyout44
Member Since:
4/29/2006
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A Day Without a Mexican
By Caroline Aaron, Tony Abatemarco, Melinda Allen, Frankie J. Allison, Fernando Arau, Yareli Arizmendi, Todd Babcock, Maria Beck, Yeniffer Behrens, Arell Blanton, Cassidy Paige Bringas, Brian Brophy, Elpidia Carrillo, Maria Camporrendondo Neely, Larry Carroll, Edward Scott (IV), Suzette Craft, Maureen Flannigan, Suzanne Friedline, Jonathan Fuller
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I used to think that pro athletes played their sports for the love of it and the thrill of the competition. I now know that this only applies to about a handful of athletes. Guys leave good winning teams for shitty teams just so they can make more cash. Of all the times this has happened there has never been a instance as bad as what soccer superstar David Beckham did this week. The money sucking leach left is old club that played in one of the best leagues in the world to sign a 250 million dollar contract with the LA Galaxy of the MLS aka the league where shitty players and 12 year olds play pro soccer! There is no player in the MLS that can even come close to playing at the level that Beckhams plays so he gonna look like a man among boys (no not michael jackson!) No athlete that love to play their sport would play in a shitty league just to make more mula! It would be like David Ortiz of the Boston Red Sox signing a big ass deal to play baseball in a shitty bush league in the boondocks of Poland where nobody gives a flying fuck about baseball! David Beckham is ranked the most popular athlete in the world, but only about 30 people in the US even know who he is. I dont think he knows how soccer is in America he could score 50 goals in a game and sportscenter might make a quick note of it maybe in top 10 or something. My guess is Beckham will miss being loved so much that this thing in LA only last a year when he will go home where he belongs and play in front of fans who will pay attention to his play and kiss his English ass! Until then Beckham get some freakin respect for your sport! | | |
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| - A U.S. Congressman called for a vote of congress to esstablish the draft again. The truth is that I am all for it as long as I get to go to New York, get my named called on TV and go on stage and get a hat and a jersey while getting my picture taken! - Women across America are now saying that "17" magizine is bad for it's young reader base. I say any magizine that has articles on how to give better bj's is okay to me! - I want to hook a weed eater engine to a batman big wheel! (yes, it has to be batman!) And then race all the little kids who think their bad ass! I WILL SHOW THEM! - I have a disease.................................its called LAURINAITIS! (yea, let me know if anyone got that one.) - I went to see the high school do "The Crucible" friday night. I then went home and watched the villiage, the patriot, Bewitched, and a BYU basketball game. - Buckeyes beat Michigan saturday 42-39. SWEET!!! That night the ohio lottery pick four numbers were 4,2,3,9 in that order. weird stuff! - they need a darth vader helment that morfs your voice to sound like james earl jones. that would be sweetastic. - I am naked right now.........................................yep. plove, DANK | | |
| Okay heres another STUPID DICK FACE AWARD winner! That stupid pastor from Denver who got caught doing meth and humping a gay hooker! The best part is that he has always been extremly "anti-gay" Wow listening to that guy talk about the evils of gays is like buying a diet book from a fat guy. (Dr. Phil?) I stood in line for a hour yesterday just so I could vote. The wrost part is everyone I voted for lost. The Dems used that campain saying Ohio been sucking ass cause the republicans fucked it up! Thats not quite true the truth is that the republicians that were in office sucked. they just happened to be a shitty group of elephants, that doesnt mean all republicans suck at life. Anyway it really doesnt matter, as long as Taft is out! My brother shot a big ass buck the other day and to day my step dad shot a big ass buck! Thats a lot of ass! Also a lot of meat and two less dear that I can hit with my car! I got the new BFS cd. Its sweet. They have a song called "val kilmer" thats just sweet! My bodys too DANKOLISHIUS for you babe! -DANK | | |
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